If you ever wanted to know how it was waiting in line for a drag race...

"RotaryLover" (rotarylover) 06/01/2014 at 20:16 • Filed to: Paul Walker Memorial

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...at the Paul Walker Memorial event!

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I still need to get all the videos from some friends and pictures too....since my phone kinda crapped on me battery wise.

Squid > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 20:20

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You need a turbo so you can do the two step backfire dance and be the coolest kid with the loudest engine.

RotaryLover > Squid 06/01/2014 at 20:21

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2.5 swap first. Turbo later!

Squid > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 20:24

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Have you read about the "Pigtails" NC build on m.net? I can't remember the power figures but it is something ridiculous and I think it is with the 2.5 block but it may be the 2.0. It is the most powerful turbo NC anyone has built yet, aside from v8 swaps. You might get a good read out of it.

RotaryLover > Squid 06/01/2014 at 20:33

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But I want this...

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 20:54

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* sees Helmut revving*

*rolls eyes *

Show off.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/01/2014 at 20:58

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But dad! All the cool kids did it! I'm a cool kid right?? You told me I was!! I just wanna honor you dad! Dad y u do dis 2 me??? *cries*

Squid > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 21:04

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And there is also this. . .

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 21:11

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Daddy is not impressed with your "coolness". We bought you a car to drive from point A to point B, not to show off. Revving wears out your engine. * shakes head, takes away Helmut's keys * You're grounded.

RotaryLover > Squid 06/01/2014 at 21:13

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But then, there's this...

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/01/2014 at 21:17

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*Takes back keys, puts a leather jacket and cool glasses on and pulls a smoke* Watcha gonna do Dad? NOTHING!!!!!

Squid > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 21:20

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Well this could have been you. . .

RotaryLover > Squid 06/01/2014 at 21:25

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But this could be me later...

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 21:29

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Y-Y-You smoke? * calls this lassie, demands her to take Helmut out on a date to teach him a lesson *

Squid > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 21:30

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Very well sir, this is what I expect from you. . .

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/01/2014 at 21:32

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I like big butts daddy. I'm okay with that and she's rich! *Goes away with Queen Latifah*

RotaryLover > Squid 06/01/2014 at 21:33

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Dammit! You changed my plans! I'm screwed!

Squid > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 21:40

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Hahahahaha, going for a renesis swap now?

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 21:40

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* Queen Latifah puts her finger up Helmut's nose, nods head * "I'm the Oracle and I can predict your future… You are going to end up with… ALFALFA! * vase drops on top of Helmut's head, Alfalfa jumps out of the vase with a grin *

RotaryLover > Squid 06/01/2014 at 21:42

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Well...Rx8s are so cheap theses days, that buying an almost scrapped one and replace all the parts from the NC with the Rx8s would be great. Everything bolts on!

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/01/2014 at 21:43

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK DAD!!!! ALFA ROMEO!!!! WHY U NO GONE!!!!!?????!?!!?!?! WHYYYYYYY!????????

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 21:48

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* Alfalfa clings onto Helmut, giggles * "You've called for me! The Oracle said it herself we'll be together forever!"

It's good to have him back, son! * shakes Helmut violently * I like his company better than everyone you dated.

P.S. On a sad note, my second eye is starting to get dark. :(

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/01/2014 at 21:56

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Noooo....everything is going to shit :(

Squid > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 21:58

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You'd end up with what the RX8 should have been. You should do it.

RotaryLover > Squid 06/01/2014 at 21:59

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In probably 4 years. I'm still paying the car and resell is everything.

Squid > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 22:02

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Well that means you have 4 years to start collecting parts. . .

RotaryLover > Squid 06/01/2014 at 22:09

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Hum...I gotta think wisely there. In 4 years I might get a ND, who knows.

Squid > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 22:13

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Well you can pay off the NC, collect parts for the renesis swap, and then get an ND for DD duty while you perform said swap. It is quite logical. Geez didn't you see that?

RotaryLover > Squid 06/01/2014 at 22:18

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I've had enough of having 2 cars. I just want one dedicated car and that's it.

Squid > RotaryLover 06/01/2014 at 22:20

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That tune will change in four years. . . Don't you worry about it. . .

RotaryLover > Squid 06/01/2014 at 22:22

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I had 2 cars since I was 20...am 26. I'm tired to double pay everything lol.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/02/2014 at 16:40

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No, son, your relationship with Alfalfa will be just fine.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/02/2014 at 19:11

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NO! NEVER!! *Freezes Alfalfa. Send him into the sun* AWAY YOU GO ALFA ROMEO!

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/02/2014 at 21:21

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So, is there any update with this supermodel you've been seeing?

Speaking of dating, Ivan and I went out on a romantic dinner date after Nakita went to sleep last night (my parents babysat him) and it was really nice! We even dressed up in 30's German clothes. :P

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/02/2014 at 21:36

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Well this happened... http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/im-in-a-dilemm…

And I suspect my womenizer friend to be after her...I wanna talk to the crush and get everything off my chest.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/02/2014 at 21:46

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I'm sorry, but we're heading out now. DO NOT take any action until you get an advice from your daddies tomorrow. * hands over Helix Studios DVD, banana flavoured lubricant and a roll of paper towel * In the meantime, please use these. Thank you.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/02/2014 at 21:47

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WAIT I WAS ABOUT TO SEND A MESSAGE TO MY CRUSH! Btw LOL

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/03/2014 at 17:05

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Did you enjoy the Helix Studios DVD? Skyelr Bleu is my husband and my favourite. His body is just perfect . OH! I'm terribly sorry, Alfalfa, it won't happen again. Anyway, I responded to you right here .

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/03/2014 at 17:17

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I didn't since I didn't search it and I don't plan on doing so daddy. U mad dad?

ALFA ROMEO WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM THIS TIME DAMMIT????

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/03/2014 at 17:40

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Oh, you didn't? Really? Then what is this desktop photo of Skyelr Bleu doing on your mobile, PlayStation 3 and computer? * Alfalfa steps in * "Sir, sir! It was me who did it!" Ah, how noble of him.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/03/2014 at 18:10

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You see an imaginary Ps3. Everything is invalid. You see an imaginary Alfalfa Dad. I'm sending you to a psychatrist. I think you went senile. This is sad.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/03/2014 at 19:12

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Oh, that's nice. I don't like you anymore.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/03/2014 at 19:20

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Wait wait....did I get too far?? I'm sry if I did...

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/04/2014 at 16:44

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Yes, you went too far. I was offended by your comment.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/04/2014 at 17:54

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I'm sry Dad...I really didn't mean to!! Really! Plz forgive me :(

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/04/2014 at 21:01

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Write and publish a song about me , like this song you made for Brian.

We're heading out now, so… * imitates Lord Voldemort * You have 24 hours.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/05/2014 at 18:06

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I take it you don't want to make the song. There goes my forgiveness. Today is my last day on OppositeLock. My eyesight is too dark to see very much. It was nice knowing you.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/05/2014 at 19:19

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DAMMIT HOLD ON. What's your favorite song?? I've been thinking about a song all day and I can't find one that I can alter enough to be worthy. The songs are just perfect the way are...

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/05/2014 at 19:29

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I'm deaf, remember? Obviously I don't have a favourite song. So make one up. I will be around for about 2.5 hours.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/05/2014 at 20:07

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I can't remember last time I thanked you,

Not for trashing my Miatas intentionally.
Too close for comfort, just ain't close enough.
If I could have more time we would brainstorm.
And I love you daddy, but it seems we must walk away,
Keeping you on my Oppo following list.
And if it were different - did you know it ain't?
Let's get on with it dad...

AND CALL ME LOYAL - I'LL SAY YOU'RE LOYAL TOO.
I KNOW YOU'RE LOYAL - I FEEL YOUR LOYAL TRUTH,
CALL ME LOYAL - I'LL HOLD YOU LOYAL TOO,
AND WE ARE LOYAL, KEEP IT THAT WAY...

Keep it that way dad...

Out of your battle, flung far and used.
Where does allegiance lie?
Sometimes when all of my hopes, and all of my dreams,
Are too much to value in one moment.
And all of us anxious, but must we hurry dad?
History's here and now.
Oh and why are you leaving me - leaving me for what?
A disease? No disease will separate us!

AND YOU CAN CALL ME LOYAL - I'LL SAY YOU'RE LOYAL TOO.

I KNOW YOU'RE LOYAL - I FEEL YOUR LOYAL TRUTH,

AND CALL ME LOYAL - I'LL HOLD YOU LOYAL TOO,
AND WE ARE LOYAL, KEEP IT THAT WAY...DADDY...

And we are loyal - haven't you known me long enough Daddy?
If I can see your heart right now,
Maybe there'd be a change or two.

AND YOU CAN CALL ME LOYAL - I'LL SAY YOU'RE LOYAL TOO.
I KNOW YOU'RE LOYAL - I FEEL YOUR LOYAL TRUTH,
AND CALL ME LOYAL - I'LL HOLD YOU LOYAL TOO,
AND WE ARE LOYAL, KEEP IT THAT WAY...

LOYAL! - I WILL SAY YOU'RE LOYAL TOO!
I KNOW YOU'RE LOYAL - I WILL FEEL YOUR LOYAL TRUTH,
AND CALL ME LOYAL - I WILL HOLD YOU LOYAL TOO,
AND WE ARE LOYAL, KEEP IT THAT WAY DADDY...

Keep it that way Daddy,
Keep it that way now!

I made some research. This was the 3rd best known song in New Zealand. I didn't took the first and second one as they where too sad and unrelevant. I'm sad now :(

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/05/2014 at 21:03

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* places hand on top of Helmut's head, whispers "You've been forgiven, my son." * I'll treasure your modified lyrics forever, thank you. Now, now, don't be sad. Think positive.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/05/2014 at 21:14

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Can't you stay more?

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/05/2014 at 21:21

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I'll stick around for another 30 minutes after my shift. So I'll be here for an hour. So what is going on?

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/05/2014 at 21:34

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Well not much actually. I just feel that the model doesn't really appreciate me. Now I asked the crush out but she was busy that day. I'll ask her some other day... Next week I'll see the girl I saw at my birthday party. My Miata became amazing when I found a way to completely disable the TCS/DTC. Other than that...that's about it.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/05/2014 at 21:39

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* chuckles * It's a good thing you took my Expert Dating Advice into account. Looks like I saved you once again when it comes to girls. :) What are your plans for the summer?

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/05/2014 at 21:46

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Still don't know. Probably save up my money and cancel the trip. I'll just enjoy the summer.

imadeaburner > Squid 06/05/2014 at 21:48

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Don't judge me.

I like the 2step and crackle crackle.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/05/2014 at 21:51

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My son, you don't have to cancel your trip to Laguna Seca for the Miata event because I didn't agree. You can go right ahead and do it. Sell your Montreal Grand Prix ticket to make easy money for your trip there. Nakita said hi.

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/05/2014 at 21:56

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Well the trip became more expensive than I thought. I'll do it some other time. I can't sell it and I promised to my friend that I'll be there.

Oh hi Nakita! How are you? Same for you Dad, how are you today?

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/05/2014 at 22:06

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Oh, ah. There are always other options. New York City? England? Skeleton Lake (please don't break into my parents' lake cottage, thanks). I hope you will have a great time at the race tomorrow.

Nakita said, "I'm fine, but tired. I had a bad dream." I'm tired as well because he woke me up to ask if he can sleep with Ivan and me. Ivan and I are doing just fine, ordering people around to adjust to my new working environment (braille labels, new resting area for my service dog Blondi, etc.).

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/05/2014 at 22:15

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I still need to make my passport! I got a friend that wanted to make a cheap trip with me. We gotta find the right place. NY is too common and I went there too many times. Maybe Las Vegas.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/05/2014 at 22:23

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New York (and the rest of America) is overrun with racists the last time I heard. Americans. * shakes head * What about Chile, Europe or South Africa?

Nakita asked, "What's your favourite book? I'm learning how to read Stinky Cheese Man (and Other Fairly Stupid Tales), it's funny!"

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/05/2014 at 22:32

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Okay, 30 more minutes.

(Nakita is enjoying your company)

RotaryLover > Supreme Kiwi Zorro 06/05/2014 at 22:51

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I can deal with racists. That's not an issue. Europe maybe, but we need a cheap destination.

My favorite book...would be this.

http://www.babelio.com/couv/CVT_Une-C…

"A song for Gabriella" I don't think that it's been translated. I've read it at a young age and I still have fond memories of that book.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > RotaryLover 06/05/2014 at 23:04

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You will visit Europe eventually. It is time for us to head out now. Helmut, my son, remember your promise to do well in life. Thank you for all the fun conversations we had. I wish OppositeLock had more people like you. * gives Helmut a long hug * I'm going to miss you. Giorgio will let you know when... you know.

If you're thisclose to bawling, please don't and go right here and enjoy the video. Ivan, Nakita and I will be fine, that's a promise we made. :)

Nakita said, "thanks for being awesome!"